Nightstand, deconstructed

Is your nightstand the window to your soul? Or more like the junk drawer of your mind? This is what's on my nightstand:

Books

• Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
  
• Janet Evanovich, High Five
  
• Louis Bates Ames, Your Two-Year-Old: Terrible or Tender
  
• Gary Chapman, The Five Love Languages
  
• Gary Chapman, The Five Love Languages of Children
  
• Faulkner Fox, Dispatches from a Not-So-Perfect Life : Or How I Learned to Love the House, the Man, the Child
  

Miscellaneous

• Old checkbook
  
• Still-valid coupon for $1.00 off Pampers diapers at Target
  
• Spit-up rag