Ruminations of the haiku variety

Here is my Haiku Friday offering.

Fall is in the air
Another Crystal Springs hike
This time with a friend

Why do flats hurt me?
No height means they should feel good
But toes hurt, heels bleed

Stores are filled with cords
Am I dreaming or do cords
Make my thighs look big

My essay is up
Don't cry for me, Blogosphere
I've been a bitch, too

May your weekend be filled with many-syllabic adventures, like those of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious variety.